Yeah this super delayed – I have edited and removed some things to not end up in court with the story posts – people like to cry and call defamation when their story gets told so was just trying to do some damage control prior then shit hit the fan had I not.

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So lets go back a few months before I get this miracle job offer from the friends boyfriend. Working back at PAP…who would have seen that ended back there after nearly 20 years. I’m doing normal everyday work outside of my normal zones but hey it’s a paycheck. About this time things were a little tense at home due to work and just general life issues. Out of work after 10 years on the job but it was for the best…place was killing me and my sanity.

At this point everyone in my life knows I’m anti social and there are times where I like people and other times I hate them. Decide to go out and meet her friend and the fiancé – it’s the type of situation where you are not thrilled but you know it’s happening anyways so suck it up and get moving. While talking to Mr Amazon he paints this job where I can expand my skills and move up after doing some grunt work for a short bit. We talk for a bit and it’s one thing after another – can tell some of it is fluff but not all of the shit he is promising is false. So I make the choice and go through the long semi pointless interview process…I was prepared prior with all the answers and surprise he votes me in for the job….

So jump thru more of their dumb hoops and one day I get the call “you got the position – now go pee in a cup!” So I did what any responsible adult would do…ripped a few of the biggest dabs I was able to handle and headed off to the drug testing spot. Showed the lady I know what an elephant looks like and passed with flying colors…did you expect less? So now comes the time crunch…I have 2 weeks to find a place and get up to Ohio…oh yeah I also turned in my truck so I was borrowing the Danger Ranger…guess what got me to Ohio?

Once I make it up here, I am staying in Indy with her friend on the couch and driving almost 2 hours in and 2 hours back each day while working 12 hour days…super safe and stuff but that is what it took I guess. While trying to finally get a place to live they come up and all is hunky dory – find a place and it’s in an HOA but what the hell why not.